Wednesday 25 November 2020

Santa's day off

 Across the building on a beach lies a man in a costume. A Santa costume. What could Santa be doing here, has he stopped being Santa or did he get fired from being Santa? Ho ho ho said Santa.

Santa can feel the blazing hot sun all over his body. Santa can see the waves smash little kids in the water. Santa stands up and kneels down to feel the crispy sea shells clash on his hands. Santa stands up and takes a little walk on the beach.

Santa can hear the little Kids scream with joy. He can hear the music being blasted from cars driving past. He stops for a minute, is that cookies? It is. Santa runs to the family and asks politely for a few. A few led to a few more and a few more. Could you believe Santa is fat again.      

Santa Claus could get a gender neutral rebrand as part of effort to  'modernise' Christmas

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Thursday 19 November 2020

Wednesday 18 November 2020